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March 31st, 2007 by Satan

If it pisses of Bill Donohue of The Catholic League, then it must be good!

An artist named Cosimo Cavallaro has made a six foot, naked rendering of Jesus out of chocolate to be displayed in Manhattan’s Lab Gallery next week and Billy boy is hopping mad about it.

Heaven forbid a naked Jesus be displayed as any kind of art - after all, he must not have had one of those sinful penises on him in the first place. Come to think of it, Holy Host is round in shape and not too wide - makes you wonder what part of Christ you’re eating at Communion, don’t it?

Donohue is your typical racist, homophobic Christian gas bag, with far more hot air than sense. Some of it is just plain vile. Back in February of this year, this misogynistic ass went so far as to threaten a couple of bloggers for their take on his attacks against John Edwards. Now, the bloggers went out there in their language as well, but aren’t we taught to expect better from good Christians?

His rants are almost unbelievable, like this gem.

I guess you can’t expect much more from a slob who states, “The gay community has yet to apologize to straight people for all the damage that they have done — for contaminating the blood supply in New York City and around the country.”

And you people thought that the Inquisition was done with.

Don’t worry, though…sweet Jesus loves you.

Posted in Religion

4 Responses

  1. Vicar Dave

    Well, yeah, Donohue probably isn’t the best choice. He seems to have started to look for reasons to be offended, as seems to happen to these types of anti-discrimination groups. His rhetoric does go a bit overboard sometimes.

    However, a naked, chocolate Jesus is in pretty bad taste (no pun intended) and probably has no purpose other than to spite and offend Christians, so in that sense I can see why he complains.

    O, just be happy that we just spew some over the top rhetoric when things like this happen instead of killing all of you infidels, haha. Does anyone doubt that a naked chocolate Mohammed would result in some death and carnage?

  2. Satan

    This particular artist has always and only works in food, so I don’t see the uproar about chocolate being an issue. There are also many depictions of Jesus in religious artwork showing him nude.

    Putting a cross in a jar of urine, that’s really offensive. I just think Donohue went off the deep end on this one.

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