Satan is Behind Illegal Immigration

Further evidence that Utah is a black hole of earthshaking stupidity comes from a recent convention of the Utah County Republicans, debating Satan’s role in illegal immigration. (Sadly, I was not invited…)

You read that right. Get the full story from the “Daily Herald“, including some choice quotes;

Illegal aliens are in control of the media, and working in tandem with Democrats, are trying to “destroy Christian America” and replace it with “a godless new world order — and that is not extremism, that is fact,” Larsen said.

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Another, who declined to give her name to the Daily Herald, said illegal immigrants should not be allowed because “they are not going to become Republicans and stop flying the flag upside down. … If they want to be Americans, they should learn to speak English and fly their flag like we do.”

As if the Republican party couldn’t look worse with all the crap Bush has been pulling since 2000.

In any case, this is a clear cut example of why Utah needs more people from the outside moving in, to offset the inbreeding that’s been rampant here since 1847.