They shoot morons, don’t they?

If I have said it once, I’ll say it again: Utards can’t drive.

This week in point… On just a five day commute from home to work and back again, a total of twelve miles one way, or 120 miles total a week - here is the score:

• Merging into my lane without looking: 8 counts.
• Merging into my lane without signaling: at least 25 counts.
• Merging into my lane without either looking or signaling (this is not an inclusive score): 13 counts.
• Performing a U-Turn through an intersection on a red light: 1 count
• Performing a U-Turn through an intersection on a red light, from the right hand lane (this is not inclusive of the above): 1 count. This is the third time this has happened to me since I moved to this idiot haven!
• Performing a left hand turn from the lane right of the left turn lane, through a red light: 1 count.
• Weaving in and out of a lane of traffic, due to cellphone use: too many to count, but I hit 35 before I gave up keeping track.
• Weaving in and out of a lane of traffic, due to no apparent cause: 3 counts.
• Turning left - almost reaching the cross road crosswalk, but suddenly deciding to go straight, along half a block, in the lane of opposing traffic (AKA, the wrong side of the road): 1 count.
• Crossing over a double yellow line in order to pass a bus, swearing at the people who were properly in their lane of travel for being in his way, screeching to a halt and honking at him: 1 count.

How the hell do these people survive? How is it that Darwin does not take these asshole’s miserable lives out of the picture at rates exceeding WWII combat? Why are we not allowed to shoot these morons on sight?

I guess if I can see any kind of silver lining to this otherwise dark cloud of vehicular mayhem, it’s that I now can qualify for police level defense driving without having to take an actual course on it.