Posts Tagged ‘crazy’

More Utah Mixed Nuts

Tuesday, April 6th, 2010

Looks like Dell “SuperDell” Schanze isn’t the only loose religious nutcase in Utah.  Paul Drockton also appears to have fallen off the deep end of righteous insanity.

Apparently, he’s been raving on about the Illuminati in Utah for some time.  He had been mentioned to me by an acquaintance once before, but it wasn’t until I stumbled upon his recent two articles on his web site, that I learned how deep the delusion runs.

First he predicts, through a vision he personally received from God nonetheless, that there will be a massive spiritual calamity coupled with a giant earthquake in Utah.  Pedophiles running amok, rampant crime in the streets, dogs and cats living together – you know the drill.

Then he claims that Utah’s “Earthquake Awareness” week is a direct reaction to his predictions.  Certainly the fact that Utah is deep in American earthquake territory, with a major fault running through the Salt Lake valley (where 90% of Utah’s population resides) has absolutely nothing to do with it…

If you want a couple minutes of hysterical laughter, have a look.  I warn you, however, the crazy burns your mind just a little.

Honey, I Shutdown the Airport

Monday, January 11th, 2010

Take a moment and read the article on Reuters concerning the shutdown of a California airport.  I’ll give you the highlights here:

A thirty one year old gardener is inspected after the TSA bomb sniffing equipment gives an alarm over his bag.  Found inside are five Gatorade bottles containing an amber colored liquid. The equipment finds positive for TNT and TATP. Two out of five of the TSA officers inspecting the containers, are overcome from what they called “chemical odors” when examining the material and are rushed to the hospital after becoming severely nauseous. The entire airport is shutdown for the rest of the day.  County Sheriffs, the fire department and FBI agents, as well as members of a “joint terrorism task force” arrive on the scene and question the gardener for the remainder of the day.  He is described as being “very cooperative” with their investigation.

Tests come back with the finding that the five bottles contain honey.

You read that right.  Honey.  You know, the food made by bees.

I realize that most of the TSA is manned by idiots so dim witted that they can’t walk and chew gum at the same time, but the level of bat-shit idiocy needed to convince yourself that you’re somehow overcome by the “chemical odor” emanating from a bottle of honey is so staggering, that you have to wonder if there are more than two or three neurons in their head altogether – and they’re devoted to panic!

Honey?

America wants these drooling morons operating full body scanners that may cause damage to your DNA? Even if they don’t cause harm when operated properly, do you trust these imbeciles to operate the machines correctly?

Seriously, folks – when are you going to say no to this intrusive, ineffective, mind-numbing nonsense?  When are you going to finally have your fill of security theater?

How much of your liberty and common sense are you willing to sacrifice for a little perceived safety?

Brainless

Monday, December 21st, 2009

He’s being called “a living miracle” and “a true Christmas miracle” that has “changed so many lives”.

Nickolas Coke, born without a brain (a condition called Anencephaly,) has managed to survive for a year without heavy medical intervention.

His mother, Sheena Coke, claims that the child shows signs of emotion, “He’s smiling. He’s laughed for the first time. It was wonderful to hear him laugh.” Though she is being honest with herself, knowing that Nicholas’ continued survival is unlikely. The longest any baby born in Anencephalic condition has lived, was two and half years.

I can understand her futile hopefulness, as he is her child after all and the emotional toil must be horrific.  However, I find the situation itself to be extremely unsettling.

Let’s start with the basics: Nicholas was born without a brain, nothing more than a brain stem is in his skull.  He is completely unable to perceive anything, in any of the five senses and never will be able to.  He will never be able to feel anything emotionally. He will never be able to have a thought of any kind. The nerve tissue needed for all these things, does not exist in his skull. In blunt terms, Nicholas is a slab of meat, kept alive by the most basic, less-than-reptilian portion of the brain – a section that can do no more than control digestion, respiration and heart beat. He cannot even determine at the most rudimentary level if he is being fed, or expelling waste, or even breathing. Plants have an infinitely more sophisticated sensory experience than his!

How is this a miracle?

Nicholas is a freak occurrence of nature, which gave him enough nerve tissue at the end of a spinal cord to keep rudimentary autonomic functions working.  That he has survived this long is disturbing, not miraculous and that he is being coddled and propped up as a miracle of any kind, is far more disturbing yet.

It is understandable that his mother would anthropomorphize Nicholas’ random nerve firings as emotional reaction, but basic biology tells us that this is a pipe dream with absolutely no possibility of being real reactions of any kind from Nicholas.  He simply does not have the brain tissue necessary to be able to generate emotional responses to anything. A random firing of nerve signals is not an emotional response. Since he cannot perceive anything through any physical sense, he likewise cannot possibly react to anything in any fashion at all.

Though this writeup of the story at News First 5 is particularly rife with absurd emotionalism, the comments are cloying. Post after post of infantile, ludicrous claims of miraculous nature, centered around the “gifts from God” simply prove to me all the more, how utterly delusional religious people are! Furthermore, these comments prove another point I had suspected, but hadn’t seen such a complete display of: most religious minded people are utterly clueless about the very basic facts of biology and science in general. Their delusional mindset allows them to discount empirical evidence at a whim.

Nickolas Coke may be brainless, but at least it took an act of nature to do that to him.

Big Brother Amazon

Saturday, July 18th, 2009

Fresh from the Forge of Grand Irony comes the recent story about disappearing E-Books from Amazon.com.   Seriously, this is rich.  It seems that those running the Amazon’s digital publishing system, Kindle, decided that certain books needed to be recalled and they simply deleted these titles from people’s accounts.  In short, it was a Digital Rights Management (DRM) fiasco, which should be criticized by every sane individual in the world.  What makes it ironic, are the titles involved.

David Pogue has a nice summation of the insanity.


Bad Cops, No Donut

Friday, July 17th, 2009

An Unhealthy Lack of Choice

Monday, July 13th, 2009

Our country’s fall to socialism/communism is utterly staggering. Take in point the latest out of capital hill, where top Senate Democrats have now proposed an amendment to the latest health care bill, to fine anyone who does not buy health insurance, more than $1,000 per year.

This article from the Associated Press, briefly covers how the new health care bill will require health insurance purchases from US citizens in the same way that car insurance is required to operate a vehicle. Only, in the case of health care, we’re not talking about insurance over a privilege – a system one can easily opt out of all together, as no one is required to drive – but insurance over your own body! The only way to opt out of this system is to die.

For all of my disgust over the fall of the Republican party to the depraved, war-mongering, fascist scum they have become over the last couple decades, my disgust of the Democrats continues to grow on their longstanding and unwavering support of Constitutionally antithetical principals. Now that the Bush administration has proved to the world that the American people are willing to be sheep en masse, clamoring for the government to control every aspect of their lives in exchange for perceived protection, in lieu of actual courage under fire; the Democrats can finally push their lifelong agenda and burn the Constitution without even casual public impunity. They can do so, spending up through our great-great-grandchildren’s earnings, without the slightest whimper.

In the end, the beer slurping, television hypnotized American Idle, will give praise to how fine it is to finally have "universal health care", "just like the rest of the world" – never thinking of the real cost to their wallet or more importantly, their liberty.