Posts Tagged ‘homeland security’

Honey, I Shutdown the Airport

Monday, January 11th, 2010

Take a moment and read the article on Reuters concerning the shutdown of a California airport.  I’ll give you the highlights here:

A thirty one year old gardener is inspected after the TSA bomb sniffing equipment gives an alarm over his bag.  Found inside are five Gatorade bottles containing an amber colored liquid. The equipment finds positive for TNT and TATP. Two out of five of the TSA officers inspecting the containers, are overcome from what they called “chemical odors” when examining the material and are rushed to the hospital after becoming severely nauseous. The entire airport is shutdown for the rest of the day.  County Sheriffs, the fire department and FBI agents, as well as members of a “joint terrorism task force” arrive on the scene and question the gardener for the remainder of the day.  He is described as being “very cooperative” with their investigation.

Tests come back with the finding that the five bottles contain honey.

You read that right.  Honey.  You know, the food made by bees.

I realize that most of the TSA is manned by idiots so dim witted that they can’t walk and chew gum at the same time, but the level of bat-shit idiocy needed to convince yourself that you’re somehow overcome by the “chemical odor” emanating from a bottle of honey is so staggering, that you have to wonder if there are more than two or three neurons in their head altogether – and they’re devoted to panic!

Honey?

America wants these drooling morons operating full body scanners that may cause damage to your DNA? Even if they don’t cause harm when operated properly, do you trust these imbeciles to operate the machines correctly?

Seriously, folks – when are you going to say no to this intrusive, ineffective, mind-numbing nonsense?  When are you going to finally have your fill of security theater?

How much of your liberty and common sense are you willing to sacrifice for a little perceived safety?

Kentucky Godland Security

Thursday, December 4th, 2008

Back in November of this year, the Lexington Herald-Leader, found at Kentucky.com, printed a short article about Kentucky’s 2006 law establishing the state Office of Homeland Security (OHS). It talked about some controversial language, put in via a floor amendment of the law by state Rep. Tom Riner, D-Louisville, a Southern Baptist minister – which declares the initial duty of the OHS as: “stressing the dependence on Almighty God as being vital to the security of the Commonwealth.”

Specifically, Homeland Security is ordered to publicize God’s benevolent protection in its reports, and it must post a plaque at the entrance to the state Emergency Operations Center with an 88-word statement that begins, “The safety and security of the Commonwealth cannot be achieved apart from reliance upon Almighty God.”

Well, as things often go when religious wackos push their delusional fairy tales on others, some get upset. In this case, it’s those pesky atheists again.

The plaintiffs ask for the homeland security law to be stripped of its references to God. They also ask for monetary damages, claiming to have suffered sleeping disorders and “mental pain and anguish.”

“Plaintiffs also suffer anxiety from the belief that the existence of these unconstitutional laws suggest that their very safety as residents of Kentucky may be in the hands of fanatics, traitors or fools,” according to the suit.

I don’t know about the “mental pain and anguish” part, myself. You have to be pretty weak if you loose sleep because of the workings of a few religious morons – they’re everywhere in this country. I certainly agree with the first part, however, that the language must be stripped from the law, as it violates both the Kentucky and US Constitutions.

At least the Kansas Board of Education doesn’t have to feel so alone anymore in their fight to push unproven crap on the country.