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	<title>Satan&#039;s Garden &#187; Microsoft</title>
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		<title>Internet Explorer Sucks</title>
		<link>http://www.satansgarden.org/2009/06/22/internet-explorer-sucks/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Jun 2009 17:18:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Internet Explorer just simply sucks! I&#8217;ve had poor results with this browser before, but my experiences over the weekend when working on a Web site I administrate, had me at first pulling my hair out with frustration and then eventually had me laughing so hard over the amazing stupidity of Microsoft and their shitty excuse [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Stupid Windows Tricks</title>
		<link>http://www.satansgarden.org/2008/06/02/stupid-windows-tricks/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Jun 2008 15:22:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Take a few minutes and watch this video of a demonstration of Windows 7 multi-touch technology. At first glance you may be thinking, that’s some spiffy new technology. I’m going to run down a whole list of reasons why this is going to flop. Screen dirt I can’t speak for everyone on this concern, but [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Loose Your Data, the Microsoft Way</title>
		<link>http://www.satansgarden.org/2008/05/01/loose-your-data-the-microsoft-way/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 May 2008 18:29:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Satan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[May 1, 2008 (Computerworld) Microsoft Corp. confirmed on Wednesday that it delayed the rollout of Windows XP Service Pack 3 (SP3) because changes to the operating system can corrupt data in the company&#8217;s retail point-of-sale and store management software. I hate to laugh, but I have to.  If it was some bizarre interaction with a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Iterative Insanity the Microsoft Way</title>
		<link>http://www.satansgarden.org/2008/03/07/iterative-insanity-the-microsoft-way/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Mar 2008 18:16:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Satan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A friend of mine likes to say that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over, and expecting a different result each time. By that definition, Microsoft is the quintessential model for insanity. I made the mistake of taking on Windows systems administration a few years ago where I work, as [...]]]></description>
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