Posts Tagged ‘morons’

Honey, I Shutdown the Airport

Monday, January 11th, 2010

Take a moment and read the article on Reuters concerning the shutdown of a California airport.  I’ll give you the highlights here:

A thirty one year old gardener is inspected after the TSA bomb sniffing equipment gives an alarm over his bag.  Found inside are five Gatorade bottles containing an amber colored liquid. The equipment finds positive for TNT and TATP. Two out of five of the TSA officers inspecting the containers, are overcome from what they called “chemical odors” when examining the material and are rushed to the hospital after becoming severely nauseous. The entire airport is shutdown for the rest of the day.  County Sheriffs, the fire department and FBI agents, as well as members of a “joint terrorism task force” arrive on the scene and question the gardener for the remainder of the day.  He is described as being “very cooperative” with their investigation.

Tests come back with the finding that the five bottles contain honey.

You read that right.  Honey.  You know, the food made by bees.

I realize that most of the TSA is manned by idiots so dim witted that they can’t walk and chew gum at the same time, but the level of bat-shit idiocy needed to convince yourself that you’re somehow overcome by the “chemical odor” emanating from a bottle of honey is so staggering, that you have to wonder if there are more than two or three neurons in their head altogether – and they’re devoted to panic!

Honey?

America wants these drooling morons operating full body scanners that may cause damage to your DNA? Even if they don’t cause harm when operated properly, do you trust these imbeciles to operate the machines correctly?

Seriously, folks – when are you going to say no to this intrusive, ineffective, mind-numbing nonsense?  When are you going to finally have your fill of security theater?

How much of your liberty and common sense are you willing to sacrifice for a little perceived safety?

Moron of the Year – 2009

Monday, November 16th, 2009

The end of 2009 is coming soon and we finally have the most likely contender for Moron of the Year: Principal Thomas Murray, of Danvers High School in the Boston area.

The principal in question has proven himself a true imbecile of outstanding proportions, by issuing a warning to all students in the Danvers High School and their parents, that the word, “meep”, simply will not be tolerated!

His mass spamming to every student’s home e-mail address, reads as follows:

“Please be advised that any student who has the letters ‘meep’ on their clothing or uses the words verbally will face suspension from school…the police are monitoring this situation as well.”

Apparently the sound, which has no distinct meaning in the English language, incites principal Murray to shudders over “respect and appropriate conduct in school”.  No mention is made as to whether the police will be using live rounds to quell the student body from uttering the forbidden noise.

But the race to fame as Moron of the Year may find the toughest competition from the same township. If you read this article by Christina Hager, on the WBZ Boston website, it seems that a local contender and mother of one of the high school students, Stephanie Morrissey, has forbidden her daughter to use the noise and is quoted as saying, “Whatever it means, must be pretty bad. [...] If that word is off limits, then it is not to come out of her mouth.”

Ms. Morrissey may receive extra stupidity points by the judging panel, for blindly following authoritarian demands without question, which in turn could hurt Murray’s chances for this year’s award.

Tactless Sinister Assholes (TSA)

Tuesday, August 25th, 2009

If you’ve done any reading on the bullying, abusive, malignant insanity foisted by the Transportation Security Administration (TSA), (also known as Tactless Sinister Assholes) upon hapless air passengers, then you probably have a very clear picture of just how useless this entire organization is. They represent, not real security, but a theater act. People are pulled out of line for no reason which makes any sense. Clearly stupid regulations are put into place as to what cannot be carried on a plane. Clearly stupid behavior is exhibited by the TSA slime who man the security lines. People’s right to privacy and security are being infringed by these government goons in strip searches and pat downs. Property which could not be used to down a plane or take it over, is confiscated. Last, but not least, policing power is being abused at levels which reminds one of the Gestapo of the Third Reich, where charges are pretty much invented against individuals who have done absolutely nothing wrong.

Most of the TSA morons are not qualified enough to push a broom, but give them a tin badge and they’ll take their minimal IQ and devote it to causing misery for air travelers. I long ago stopped flying, because I don’t like being treated like a criminal in my own country.

Don’t believe me? Pick your favorite Web search engine and search for "TSA sucks". Read the links and the comments on those pages which have them. The stories are profuse.

I’ve read quite a few accounts which makes my blood boil, but this one has to be one of the worst. The TSA insanity is plainly showing.

Big Brother Amazon

Saturday, July 18th, 2009

Fresh from the Forge of Grand Irony comes the recent story about disappearing E-Books from Amazon.com.   Seriously, this is rich.  It seems that those running the Amazon’s digital publishing system, Kindle, decided that certain books needed to be recalled and they simply deleted these titles from people’s accounts.  In short, it was a Digital Rights Management (DRM) fiasco, which should be criticized by every sane individual in the world.  What makes it ironic, are the titles involved.

David Pogue has a nice summation of the insanity.


Magical CO2

Monday, July 13th, 2009

It has long been predicted how the Church of Global Warming (CoGW) would be changing their shrill call from "global warming" to "climate change", as the Earth ignores their constantly failing computer models of rampant warming. The amazing, magical trace gas CO2 will now change climates around the world in every direction, to the point that every aberration from the norm will be blamed on man, instead of nature. After all, climates never changed on this planet before man was around.

This article from the BBC News marks another data point, which shows the CoGW (including the lap dog media) for the ignorant fraud they’re pushing. The article is over the recent rash of children dying from respiratory disease, due to the freezing temperatures that Peru is experiencing, three months earlier than normal.

This quote says it all…
 

"Experts blame climate change for the early arrival of intense cold which began in March."
 

What I find the most hilarious about this statement, is not just how crazy the claim is from a crowd hell bent on convincing us that we’re all going to boil away. It is the hypocrisy that makes me laugh. Anytime a single event is brought up by those who don’t buy this load of anthropogenic global warming bullshit, the CoGW screams from the rafters that you cannot take a single event, or even a single year’s trend, and claim that this is indicative of climate change of any kind. Yet, here they are, taking a single event and doing exactly that.

Just like a church, alright. I wonder how long it will be, before Gore is given the title of Saint?

By the way, BBC. Just who are the "experts" you’re referring to here? Not even a single attributed source and we’re supposed to just believe this statement?

 

Casting Pearls Before Swine Flu

Wednesday, April 29th, 2009

President Obama is asking congress for $1.5 billion to combat swine flu.

Excuse me, but what’s the damn panic all about? Swine flu is not a “pandemic” with 150 dead world wide. Tuberculosis kills 1.6 million a year and we don’t see a bloody panic over it.

Not only is this an artificially created panic, but it’s not the first time we’ve gone through these scare tactics.

This video shows a couple of commercials run by the government in 1976.

Note that the “outbreak” which prompted the Ford administration scare, infected 200 and killed one in Fort Dix, New Jersey.

The CDC is simply cranking up the fear factor on this one.

Addendum, 2009-05-02: according to this article from the Associated Press, “Worldwide, the total confirmed cases numbered more than 650, although officials believe there are many more.”

650 cases of swine flu, out of 6.5 billion people is a pandemic? 1/10,000,000 of the world population is a pandemic? You have got to be kidding me!

Do any of these swine  fools in the press, the WHO or the CDC even know what the word “pandemic” means? They’re simply repeating a buzz word because it sounds scary and the more fear they can crank up, the more control the government can impose.

Bear in mind the following when you’re dealing with a member of the Terrified of Their Own Shadow crowd:

“… most U.S. cases have been relatively mild and have not required a doctor’s visit…”

Some “killer disease” this is…