Posts Tagged ‘morons’

Global Warming Causes Volcanoes

Tuesday, April 20th, 2010

On one hand I applaud science for investigating possible correlations in data to determine trends, but on the other I have to shake my head and wonder.

The latest brainstorm, most likely a hot topic because of the eruption of Eyjafjallajökull in Iceland, is to spend money researching whether or not climate change (read as Global Warming) will increase the frequency of volcanic eruptions, earthquakes, tsunamis and landslides.

Maybe it’s just my natural pessimism stemming from the Climategate fiasco and the now discredited Anthropogenic Global Warming Church, but it really seems to me that the whole global warming industry has completely jumped the shark.

At least the religious retards on the planet are proving themselves even more crazy, as some have determined that earthquakes are actually caused by loose women.

More Utah Mixed Nuts

Tuesday, April 6th, 2010

Looks like Dell “SuperDell” Schanze isn’t the only loose religious nutcase in Utah.  Paul Drockton also appears to have fallen off the deep end of righteous insanity.

Apparently, he’s been raving on about the Illuminati in Utah for some time.  He had been mentioned to me by an acquaintance once before, but it wasn’t until I stumbled upon his recent two articles on his web site, that I learned how deep the delusion runs.

First he predicts, through a vision he personally received from God nonetheless, that there will be a massive spiritual calamity coupled with a giant earthquake in Utah.  Pedophiles running amok, rampant crime in the streets, dogs and cats living together – you know the drill.

Then he claims that Utah’s “Earthquake Awareness” week is a direct reaction to his predictions.  Certainly the fact that Utah is deep in American earthquake territory, with a major fault running through the Salt Lake valley (where 90% of Utah’s population resides) has absolutely nothing to do with it…

If you want a couple minutes of hysterical laughter, have a look.  I warn you, however, the crazy burns your mind just a little.

Honey, I Shutdown the Airport

Monday, January 11th, 2010

Take a moment and read the article on Reuters concerning the shutdown of a California airport.  I’ll give you the highlights here:

A thirty one year old gardener is inspected after the TSA bomb sniffing equipment gives an alarm over his bag.  Found inside are five Gatorade bottles containing an amber colored liquid. The equipment finds positive for TNT and TATP. Two out of five of the TSA officers inspecting the containers, are overcome from what they called “chemical odors” when examining the material and are rushed to the hospital after becoming severely nauseous. The entire airport is shutdown for the rest of the day.  County Sheriffs, the fire department and FBI agents, as well as members of a “joint terrorism task force” arrive on the scene and question the gardener for the remainder of the day.  He is described as being “very cooperative” with their investigation.

Tests come back with the finding that the five bottles contain honey.

You read that right.  Honey.  You know, the food made by bees.

I realize that most of the TSA is manned by idiots so dim witted that they can’t walk and chew gum at the same time, but the level of bat-shit idiocy needed to convince yourself that you’re somehow overcome by the “chemical odor” emanating from a bottle of honey is so staggering, that you have to wonder if there are more than two or three neurons in their head altogether – and they’re devoted to panic!

Honey?

America wants these drooling morons operating full body scanners that may cause damage to your DNA? Even if they don’t cause harm when operated properly, do you trust these imbeciles to operate the machines correctly?

Seriously, folks – when are you going to say no to this intrusive, ineffective, mind-numbing nonsense?  When are you going to finally have your fill of security theater?

How much of your liberty and common sense are you willing to sacrifice for a little perceived safety?

Moron of the Year – 2009

Monday, November 16th, 2009

The end of 2009 is coming soon and we finally have the most likely contender for Moron of the Year: Principal Thomas Murray, of Danvers High School in the Boston area.

The principal in question has proven himself a true imbecile of outstanding proportions, by issuing a warning to all students in the Danvers High School and their parents, that the word, “meep”, simply will not be tolerated!

His mass spamming to every student’s home e-mail address, reads as follows:

“Please be advised that any student who has the letters ‘meep’ on their clothing or uses the words verbally will face suspension from school…the police are monitoring this situation as well.”

Apparently the sound, which has no distinct meaning in the English language, incites principal Murray to shudders over “respect and appropriate conduct in school”.  No mention is made as to whether the police will be using live rounds to quell the student body from uttering the forbidden noise.

But the race to fame as Moron of the Year may find the toughest competition from the same township. If you read this article by Christina Hager, on the WBZ Boston website, it seems that a local contender and mother of one of the high school students, Stephanie Morrissey, has forbidden her daughter to use the noise and is quoted as saying, “Whatever it means, must be pretty bad. [...] If that word is off limits, then it is not to come out of her mouth.”

Ms. Morrissey may receive extra stupidity points by the judging panel, for blindly following authoritarian demands without question, which in turn could hurt Murray’s chances for this year’s award.

Tactless Sinister Assholes (TSA)

Tuesday, August 25th, 2009

If you’ve done any reading on the bullying, abusive, malignant insanity foisted by the Transportation Security Administration (TSA), (also known as Tactless Sinister Assholes) upon hapless air passengers, then you probably have a very clear picture of just how useless this entire organization is. They represent, not real security, but a theater act. People are pulled out of line for no reason which makes any sense. Clearly stupid regulations are put into place as to what cannot be carried on a plane. Clearly stupid behavior is exhibited by the TSA slime who man the security lines. People’s right to privacy and security are being infringed by these government goons in strip searches and pat downs. Property which could not be used to down a plane or take it over, is confiscated. Last, but not least, policing power is being abused at levels which reminds one of the Gestapo of the Third Reich, where charges are pretty much invented against individuals who have done absolutely nothing wrong.

Most of the TSA morons are not qualified enough to push a broom, but give them a tin badge and they’ll take their minimal IQ and devote it to causing misery for air travelers. I long ago stopped flying, because I don’t like being treated like a criminal in my own country.

Don’t believe me? Pick your favorite Web search engine and search for "TSA sucks". Read the links and the comments on those pages which have them. The stories are profuse.

I’ve read quite a few accounts which makes my blood boil, but this one has to be one of the worst. The TSA insanity is plainly showing.

Big Brother Amazon

Saturday, July 18th, 2009

Fresh from the Forge of Grand Irony comes the recent story about disappearing E-Books from Amazon.com.   Seriously, this is rich.  It seems that those running the Amazon’s digital publishing system, Kindle, decided that certain books needed to be recalled and they simply deleted these titles from people’s accounts.  In short, it was a Digital Rights Management (DRM) fiasco, which should be criticized by every sane individual in the world.  What makes it ironic, are the titles involved.

David Pogue has a nice summation of the insanity.