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		<title>More Utah Mixed Nuts</title>
		<link>http://www.satansgarden.org/2010/04/06/more-utah-mixed-nuts/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Apr 2010 16:38:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Looks like Dell “SuperDell” Schanze isn&#8217;t the only loose religious nutcase in Utah.  Paul Drockton also appears to have fallen off the deep end of righteous insanity. Apparently, he&#8217;s been raving on about the Illuminati in Utah for some time.  He had been mentioned to me by an acquaintance once before, but it wasn&#8217;t until [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Blissful Ignorance</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Sep 2008 16:36:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve come to the conclusion that following the Mormon faith makes you into an idiot, even if you didn&#8217;t start out that way. Case in point, the drivers in the state of Utah. This morning, while motorcycling to work, I once again nearly died due to the amazing ignorance of the typical Utah driver. I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>They shoot morons, don&#8217;t they?</title>
		<link>http://www.satansgarden.org/2007/06/25/they-shoot-morons-dont-they/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Jun 2007 14:58:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[If I have said it once, I&#8217;ll say it again: Utards can&#8217;t drive. This week in point&#8230; On just a five day commute from home to work and back again, a total of twelve miles one way, or 120 miles total a week &#8211; here is the score: Merging into my lane without looking: 8 [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Maybe it&#8217;s the water?</title>
		<link>http://www.satansgarden.org/2007/05/01/maybe-its-the-water/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 May 2007 15:04:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Satan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[As a motorcyclist, I enjoy the sights, sounds and smells of a trip to levels that simply are not possible when stuck in a cage, er&#8230;car. The experience is beyond compare, even to bicycling, as at least for me, I&#8217;m too engrossed in the workout to really enjoy my surroundings when I&#8217;m peddling. There is [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Utards Can&#8217;t Drive</title>
		<link>http://www.satansgarden.org/2007/03/30/utards-cant-drive/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Mar 2007 08:15:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Satan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well, it&#8217;s General Conference time in Salt Lake City again. That means the city is filled with more Mormon drivers as can be found any other time. Some are from out of state, certainly, but considering what I&#8217;ve seen in Salt Lake when General Conference is not in session, I mostly blame the Utards. I&#8217;ve [...]]]></description>
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